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The world seems to be more intense than ever, but that doesn’t mean we can’t use our redhead sense of humor to spread some cheer and share a few laughs.
Here are some offensive jokes people frequently mention to redheads and what our responses should be, with a touch of sass:
Q: Having a frizzy hair day?
A: My red hair has a mind of its own and it felt like rebelling! (That always gets me some good laughs)
Q: Are redheads going extinct?
A: (The greatest sarcastic response): Yeah, it’s such a shame. What is a world without beautiful redheads in it? That’s certainly not the type of society I want to be a part of. (Que the laughter)
Q: Feeling insecure about your inability to tan this summer?
A: It is such a struggle to keep up with my paleness. Seriously, anyone can tan but it is especially challenging to maintain a skin tone between tomato red and pasty white.
Q: How do you feel about being so different?
A: As a redhead, I am a fruit loop in a world of cheerios. And sometimes cheerios just don’t appreciate the beauty fruit loops bring to the world.
Q: I heard redheads don’t have souls. Is that true?
A: Honestly, with the way you are acting right now, I have more of a soul in one strand of my red hair than you have in your entire body. (Drop the mic. Peace out.)
Q: Do you think so many Disney characters have red hair to single you out?
A: I personally think there’s a reason why so many Disney princesses have red hair — it’s probably because we’re magical.
Rock it like a Redhead!
